niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

cokeflow:

these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music”

uhm wtf it’s post-hardcore melodic 2-step pop-core, get real


(Source: ttimeturner)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)


the-absolute-best-posts:

quinnfabray:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: francodave)

danfanfics:

dantard:

kansass:

why cant i touch ppl through the internet

I feel you

did you just


death-by-lulz:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

This makes me happy inside

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

  • baby: *cries*
  • everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
  • me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things